What rap lyrics really mean...

neoblaze · Post by **neoblaze** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:37 am

kill all humans

soulmata · Post by **soulmata** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:07 am

rap is nothing more than monkies shitting in their own hands and throwing it at each other while clicking and whistling

sure, other monkies find it fascinating

but civilized humans look on with either disgust, pity or amusement

Echoecho · Post by **Echoecho** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:30 am

Maybe it has always been that way, but today, youth culture sucks. Sucks hard. Very hard. From any way you look at it.

We really need to bring back old fashioned pistol duels and put an end to all this perpetually-teenage oversexed idiocy-rewarding smarmy culture of wannabe-warriors.

Either that or nuke shitholes at will.

Ah heck, once i'm emperor I'll do both.

VietBitter · Post by **VietBitter** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:20 am

Cyrus wrote:I can yell random shit about rape, prostitution, burglary, cowardly murder, etc, into a microphone while my pants are so low that it looks like I took a huge shit in them while I wear pantihose on my head. Someone pay me hundreds of millions of dollars to listen to my nonesensical bullshit for I am a "rapper":

You don't like wearing your pants higher than your knees? Fine, be a moron, but take the fucking pantihose off your head, asshole.

"Rap" blows and anyone who likes it is either tone deaf and partially brain dead or just completely retarded.

VietBitter wrote:How do u post an image

VietBitter wrote:Rap is good.

VietBitter wrote:Rap will not fade away, it's here to stay.
Don't worry, in 50 years from now when all dumbasses like you have been killed in concentration camps, there will be no more "rap".

I'm sorry i don't use the forums as much as you nazi lover.

lockharte · Post by **lockharte** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:00 pm

^haha. he tries so hard

alexz721 · Post by **alexz721** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:25 am

Knock knock.

King Of Chaos · Post by **King Of Chaos** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:31 am

Hey, you can't spell crap without rap.

kevman · Post by **kevman** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:38 am

Someone on my dorm floor likes rap. And since he likes rap, everyone else on the floor has to listen to it.

I swear to god that there is some sort of ghetto-government law prohibiting playback of rap at anything less than 75% volume of whatever its being played on.

Hell, I remember the idiot two years ago that blasted rap on his laptop. At least we could shut the door on them; no bass to piss me off.

I wonder if I could write a program that would begin playback of a song on more than one computer at the EXACT same time; becuase between me and my friends, we could play the same song on like 5 speaker sets and blast that mofo out of his ghetto dorm with something ironic like Pines of Rome.

King Of Chaos · Post by **King Of Chaos** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:52 am

kevman, got any death metal? That would kill that rap crap.

If the computers are on a shared network, I don't see how it couldn't be a problem to sync them.

sweener2001 · Post by **sweener2001** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:19 am

what i vote for is setting up the strongest rig outside his door early saturday or sunday morning. the second that quiet hours end (usually 8 am?) blast it with whatever.

if classical, pines of rome would actually be quite good. or mozart's requiem. or james blunt. i bet he'd love james blunt.

Echoecho · Post by **Echoecho** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:14 am

I've tried fighting noise with noise before. It doesn't work in the long run. Especially if the people doing it are walking piles of trash. Like a place I used to live, the set of families accross the street with their lisping spanish rap retardations at all hours. The bass is the only thing that is bothersome. If you really want to return the favor you must have powerful bass. These people at the end hid behind their shitbreed kids though, who they gave firecrackers to snap at all hours. But that's what it's all about man, behind all a hard gangsta who don't give a shit, yo.

I would love to detonate military explosives in houses where such people reside while they sleep. Love it.

neoblaze · Post by **neoblaze** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:06 am

THUNDERDOME

Cyrus · Post by **Cyrus** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:11 am

neoblAze wrote:kill all humans

Indeed that IS the plan. Just make me supreme dictator of earth and I'll carry out your wish. I'll start with the rappers, then the environmentalists and so on in that fashion.

Echoecho wrote:families accross the street with their lisping spanish rap retardations at all hours.

I'll go ahead and assume you commited genocide and cut all their throats with a rusty knife. Props to that.

neoblaze · Post by **neoblaze** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:21 am

oh god

Echoecho · Post by **Echoecho** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:00 am

BLUNDERDOME

Am I cool or whut?

Miyomei · Post by **Miyomei** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:51 am

Echoecho, FireDouche wrote:lol rap is about gangstas and shit and is stupid

Sage Francis, Saul Williams, Eyedea, Anticon, and Looptroop would all like to have a few thousand words with you.

Really, don't hate an entire genre because the shittiest examples get the most playtime. Educate yourselves instead of being ignorant.

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Echoecho · Post by **Echoecho** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:49 am

Miyomei wrote:
Echoecho, FireDouche wrote:lol rap is about gangstas and shit and is stupid
Sage Francis, Saul Williams, Eyedea, Anticon, and Looptroop would all like to have a few thousand words with you.

Great but I would only have 5 in response. "eat a bowl of dick"

The old argument of throwing around a few model examples to disprove the truth of a general trend can eat poo. It's always annoying.

Cooljerk · Post by **Cooljerk** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:50 am

Rap, to me, means one less welfare check the government has to send.

Que · Post by **Que** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:03 pm

While I agree with 90% of what has been said here; you indeed cannot spell crap without rap. I do think that some rap has taste, and talent. However none of it has been made in the past....10 years or so, not very many people listen to anything good with any frequency, and alot of the newer garbage that comes out you can make at home.

REALLY! Think about it, how hard is it to use a looping program, like fruity loops to make a beat? ok, so maybe you might need to sit down and fiddle for a weekend if you don't understand music. A walmart microphone will do for the vocals I'm sure, not like rap has to be good sound quality either.(another of my pet peeves, rap generally goes with people who thing that 128kbit mp3 sounds perfect *shudder*) So ok, how long does it take to come up with lyrics? Instantly, because basicly anything you can ryhme works. ANYTHING.

As long as it's catchy, and kids can blast it at obscene decible levels in their cars it will be a huge hit and you'll make tons of money. Not like they can even hear the fucking lyrics, 90% of them blow their mids/tweeters in their cars by not realizing they are clipping to hell because theres no room for them to move due to the sound pressure created by their 1000's of watts of subwoofers.

Gir, rap angers me. I'm sure I could go on, but it's useless.

Cyrus · Post by **Cyrus** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:10 am

Echoecho wrote:
Miyomei wrote:
Echoecho, FireDouche wrote:lol rap is about gangstas and shit and is stupid
Sage Francis, Saul Williams, Eyedea, Anticon, and Looptroop would all like to have a few thousand words with you.
Great but I would only have 5 in response. "eat a bowl of dick"

Agreed, Miyomei is a turd, just ignore him. Rap sucks shit, period.

Reminds me of an old thread:

Someone: How many rappers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Soul: They don't screw it in. They smash into pieces, grunt like apes, kill a tourist and steal his car.