Talk about this one.

[Johan_H]

So did you kick him in the balls yet?

[Mike]

hahahaha

[LobStar]

As board fag... I feel it my duty to post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54JdtwyQHFU

[Neo Kaiser]

As board fag... I feel it my duty to post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54JdtwyQHFU

LOL

[Mike]

lol that was funny.

[blackmyst]

win.

[soulmata]

Mike:



Put his balls in your mouth

[SquareHead]

As board fag... I feel it my duty to post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54JdtwyQHFU

LOL

++LOL

[Deathlike2]

As board fag... I feel it my duty to post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54JdtwyQHFU

LOL

++LOL

Kimmel might not be funny, but whoever writes those skits is brilliant.

[creaothceann]

... but with transsexuals that's another thing. Just imagine that you meet a hottie at a club and when you take her to fuck you find a dick or worst yet a completely transformed transsexual with a artificial vagina. You married "her" and all and after 1 or 2 years you find out that "she" was actually a man.

Yeah.

... and when I told him "No!" he asked "Why not?" I wondered if there weren't some cultural bounds I wasn't understsanding, so I said clearly "age 10 years and become female since birth, then we'll talk."

[Mike]

Mike:



Put his balls in your mouth

Naa, I'm not homosexual.

[PHoNyMiKe]

Not yet, I'm still hiding in the closet.

fixed for correctness!

[Mike]

Naa, I'm not homosexual .

All I care about is Mike(Not the phony one, the other one).

Thanks dude. I guess that's why you care to try and correct me.

Nice try though.

[PHoNyMiKe]

I've got four inches of rock solid cock&balls™ in my pants, would you like to touch it? don't be afraid of who you are. salvation lies within...

[Mike]

I've got four inches of rock solid cock&balls™ in my pants, would you like to touch it? don't be afraid of who you are. salvation lies within...

haha dude, I'm starting to think you might be a homosexual. It's ok though dude.

[PHoNyMiKe]

haha dude, I'm starting to think you might be a homosexual. It's ok though dude.

now aren't you just the pot calling the kettle black.

[Joe Camacho]

haha dude, I'm starting to think you might be a homosexual. It's ok though dude.

now aren't you just the pot calling the kettle black.

Phomymike, I'll tell demios you are flirting with other men.

[Mike]

Tell Demios he is flirting with 17 year old boys.

[Panzer88]

HA! I thought the idea of retrosexual is that you're straight. NOT homosexual.

[whicker]

Just use the Ron White example to prove that he's gay to some degree.

I told him, "We're all gay, man. It's just to what extent are you gay."

He says, "That's bullshit man, I ain't gay at all!"

I said, "Yes you are and I'll prove it."

He says, "Fine, prove it."

I said to him, "All right. Do you like porn?"

He says, "Yeah, I love porn, you know that."

I said, "Do you only watch two women doing it?"

He said, "Naw, I'll watch a man and a woman make love."

I said, "Oh, do you want the guy to have a tiny, half-flaccid penis?"

He said, "Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co... I did not know that about myself..."

Uhm, that's more of a concept called EMPATHY.

[PHoNyMiKe]

the common definition of a retrosexual is a guy who doesn't care about his appearance. retrosexual when used to describe (me) is along the terms of inserting my penis into my super famicom, while rubbing a snes controller over my nipples (button side down) on lonesome nights. this may or may not be accompanied by images of mario, sonic, yoshi, or demios running through my mind.

[SquareHead]

Just use the Ron White example to prove that he's gay to some degree.

I told him, "We're all gay, man. It's just to what extent are you gay."

He says, "That's bullshit man, I ain't gay at all!"

I said, "Yes you are and I'll prove it."

He says, "Fine, prove it."

I said to him, "All right. Do you like porn?"

He says, "Yeah, I love porn, you know that."

I said, "Do you only watch two women doing it?"

He said, "Naw, I'll watch a man and a woman make love."

I said, "Oh, do you want the guy to have a tiny, half-flaccid penis?"

He said, "Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co... I did not know that about myself..."

That was funny. I remember seeing him on Comedy Central doing this one and gettin thrown out of a bar.

[Panzer88]

Just use the Ron White example to prove that he's gay to some degree.

I told him, "We're all gay, man. It's just to what extent are you gay."

He says, "That's bullshit man, I ain't gay at all!"

I said, "Yes you are and I'll prove it."

He says, "Fine, prove it."

I said to him, "All right. Do you like porn?"

He says, "Yeah, I love porn, you know that."

I said, "Do you only watch two women doing it?"

He said, "Naw, I'll watch a man and a woman make love."

I said, "Oh, do you want the guy to have a tiny, half-flaccid penis?"

He said, "Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co... I did not know that about myself..."

actually i DON'T like watching another man with a woman, so I guess that means I'm 0% gay, but does that also make me abnormal in the sense that I don't like watching heterosexual sex? I like having it, just not seeing another guy nude.

[Clements]

does that also make me abnormal in the sense that I don't like watching heterosexual sex?

Not abnormal, i.e. there are many who share that preference. In this instance, some men say that they imagine themselves as the person with the penis in the porn, whereas others cannot tolerate seeing another man's penis whatsoever. Everybody has slightly different preferences, so a normal preference cannot be precisely defined. You also can't use Ron White's obvious comedic anecdote to describe where you sit in the sexuality spectrum.

[Panzer88]

ha, thanks clements, I wasn't taking him super seriously, just making a connected observation.