How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

MisterJones · Post by **MisterJones** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:15 am

20. A bat might do wonder with me. Then again, I coul use children's limbs as long range utensils. And kid barricades

Also, my body is 58% effective as human shield, my dead body is worth $4940 and 51% chance of survival on a zimbie apocalypse

Hyos · Post by **Hyos** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:23 pm

I was honest and got 34.

Post by **grinvader** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:57 pm

Hyos wrote:got 34.

High five, mate.

Blasingame · Post by **Blasingame** » Thu May 01, 2008 1:14 am

Over nine thousand.

adventure_of_link · Post by **adventure_of_link** » Thu May 01, 2008 2:07 am

Blasingame, could you PLEASE take down (or at least reduce) your overly sized and retarded sig, before YOU become the 23rd five year old I can take on?

Blasingame · Post by **Blasingame** » Thu May 01, 2008 4:02 am

Whoops, thanks for bringing it to my attention aol.

adventure_of_link · Post by **adventure_of_link** » Fri May 02, 2008 10:20 pm

No problem buddy

Just, ya know, resize it with IrfanView (Google for it), re-upload it to imageshack or photobucket, and you can use it again.

Hyos · Post by **Hyos** » Sat May 03, 2008 3:48 pm

grinvader wrote:
Hyos wrote:got 34.
High five, mate.

I guess great minds think alike.

Post by **grinvader** » Sat May 03, 2008 8:04 pm

And kick alike, apparently.

Neo Kaiser · Post by **Neo Kaiser** » Sun May 04, 2008 1:25 am

Well my results are:

32% Geek.
42% coffe Addiction.
B+ 88% 8th grade science.
49% Chance of zombie survival.
73% at spelling test.
My body is worth $3790.
42% Internet knowledge = Fail.
1,617,840 germs on the keyboard.
138,729 died on May 30 1980 including Carl Radle, American bass guitarist.
30 countries in 5 minutes.
15 kids on a fight.

Cyrus · Post by **Cyrus** » Sun May 04, 2008 4:53 am

I got 29, somehow I doubt a swarm of 5 year olds could beat an adult man.

Mark57Raider · Post by **Mark57Raider** » Sun May 04, 2008 5:52 am

17 little kids, and they'd all have to be boys. I refuse to hit little girls.

Post by **grinvader** » Sun May 04, 2008 8:34 am

Cyrus wrote:I got 29, somehow I doubt a swarm of 5 year olds could beat an adult man.

You have no idea, do you ? Oh well, you have to experience the horror first hand to really lose all mercy.

The real tough thing is to not get surrounded and at the same time not let them build a stampede formation.
Take off the ones who look the more experienced and use their bodies as natural obstacles for that. And you should ever need one hit per kid, any more is a liability.

ZH/Franky · Post by **ZH/Franky** » Sun May 04, 2008 10:09 am

Being honest on the test, I got 19.
I doubt the people here who got over 30 were telling the truth.

Post by **odditude** » Sun May 04, 2008 2:32 pm

grinvader wrote:Take off the ones who look the more experienced and use their bodies as natural obstacles for that.

Use them as obstacles? Hell no, use them as projectiles. Swing the little bastards into their friends to knock them all down.

creaothceann · Post by **creaothceann** » Sun May 04, 2008 5:44 pm

darkbenny · Post by **darkbenny** » Sun May 04, 2008 10:43 pm

get to tha choppah

ZH/Franky · Post by **ZH/Franky** » Sun May 04, 2008 10:54 pm

now!!

Post by **grinvader** » Mon May 05, 2008 5:30 pm

odditude wrote:Use them as obstacles? Hell no, use them as projectiles. Swing the little bastards into their friends to knock them all down.

I can't pull that quickly enough to be efficient.

Gil_Hamilton · Post by **Gil_Hamilton** » Tue May 06, 2008 4:44 am

grinvader wrote:
odditude wrote:Use them as obstacles? Hell no, use them as projectiles. Swing the little bastards into their friends to knock them all down.
I can't pull that quickly enough to be efficient.

Combined tactic. Grab one, start swinging the anklebiter in a circle to clear the area near you, build some momentum up, then let go and watch the rugrat fly.

PHoNyMiKe · Post by **PHoNyMiKe** » Tue May 06, 2008 6:27 am

Cyrus wrote:I got 29, somehow I doubt a swarm of 5 year olds could beat an adult man.

so you wanna go take on a bunch of five year olds (30 in total) and tell me if you still think so? those little fucks swarm like ants.

p.s. especially the retarded ones.

megamanzer0 · Post by **megamanzer0** » Tue May 06, 2008 6:06 pm

only 18 apparently :/

BCprogger · Post by **BCprogger** » Sat May 24, 2008 6:26 pm

22. Ideally I would just grab a fat one and knock the rest down like bowling pins, but that option wasn't given.

Also fighting babies is much more difficult- in a pool of embryiotic fluid, those things can move, and they act just like piranha. They'll attach their little placentas to you and suck you dry, leaving you a lifeless corpse. Meanwhile, the babies grow bigger, ready to consume larger prey, or even each other. The best tactic is to try to remove them from the fluid, as they are helpless on land. The ideal weapon at that point is a large sledgehammer. Be warned, the results may be messy. Also, treat the attached placenta's with extra caution, as they are known to carry malaria.

Then again, I could be completely wrong...

declan · Post by **declan** » Sun May 25, 2008 1:14 am

BCprogger wrote:Then again, I could be completely wrong...

I wouldn't rule that out.