Continuing on the idea of a threesome

PHoNyMiKe · Post by **PHoNyMiKe** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:24 am

Demios wrote:
phOnYmIkE wrote:did I hear somebody say my name? as for demiass and his flamboyant sissy tip-toe thread locking, well, that's just demois for ya
Dude! we can have a gay threesome, this kid is willing to participate!

the irony of thread locking (and what the thread may come) as well as demios posting about threeways leads me to discuss what happened tonight:

I just missed out on a five way. a buddie of mine had three girls (one being his girl) and they were all sloshed. him and I hung out having a few beers while they went clubbing (he drove) allowing them to consume as much alcohol as possible. when we all got back, all they could talk about was having a threesome (there's 5 of us, 3 != 5.) my buddie and 2 of the girls hop into the bedroom, and girl #3 runs in there as well shouting "I gotta watch this" leaving chump #5 (me) out of the picture.

only person to answer the phone at 3:30 am was another buddie of mine 1,300 miles away, he suggested bailing on account of:

article 43: exposed penis rule
article 8: non invite

wtf?

p.s. I also ran over a possum while driving home. I hope there's no guts all over my car.

SquareHead · Post by **SquareHead** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:46 am

I LOL'ed when reading this.

Demios · Post by **Demios** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:35 am

That sucks shit. Hope you get a good non-diseased lay next time.

PHoNyMiKe · Post by **PHoNyMiKe** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:50 am

if I only had you...

DEFIANT · Post by **DEFIANT** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 3:19 pm

SquareHead wrote:I LOL'ed when reading this.

Doesn't he tell great stories.

But you did the right thing and bailed. I for one, am not going to be sharing my woman anytime soon (ever). That, and the fact of, what if this guy shot his "love juice" accidentally on you. Could you live with yourself? I personally wouldn't be able to live with the shame. It all looks good on porn, but in the real world, not so much a pretty picture.

Neo Kaiser · Post by **Neo Kaiser** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:08 pm

phOnYmIkE wrote:
Demios wrote:
phOnYmIkE wrote:did I hear somebody say my name? as for demiass and his flamboyant sissy tip-toe thread locking, well, that's just demois for ya
Dude! we can have a gay threesome, this kid is willing to participate!
the irony of thread locking (and what the thread may come) as well as demios posting about threeways leads me to discuss what happened tonight:

I just missed out on a five way. a buddie of mine had three girls (one being his girl) and they were all sloshed. him and I hung out having a few beers while they went clubbing (he drove) allowing them to consume as much alcohol as possible. when we all got back, all they could talk about was having a threesome (there's 5 of us, 3 != 5.) my buddie and 2 of the girls hop into the bedroom, and girl #3 runs in there as well shouting "I gotta watch this" leaving chump #5 (me) out of the picture.

only person to answer the phone at 3:30 am was another buddie of mine 1,300 miles away, he suggested bailing on account of:

article 43: exposed penis rule
article 8: non invite

wtf?

p.s. I also ran over a possum while driving home. I hope there's no guts all over my car.

So one girl was just watching? And you didn't game her? Or the they locked the door?

Nightcrawler · Post by **Nightcrawler** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:39 pm

Yeah, there's a plan. Go watch with the threesome with the girl who was watching. Then you could have hooked up with her.

No such situation has ever presented itself to me. Only traditional relationships. I have no idea what I would have done. I probably would have bailed too on two reasons:

1. I'm disease paranoid. Picking something up from a random crazy hookup like that is a worst nightmare of mine. And drunken orgies often times end up leaving someone pregnant. No Maury Povich for me

2. I'm a bit too homophobic to be around my male friends naked, more girls or not. I'd never be able to look at view them in the same way again.

Deathlike2 · Post by **Deathlike2** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:04 pm

Nightcrawler wrote:1. I'm disease paranoid. Picking something up from a random crazy hookup like that is a worst nightmare of mine. And drunken orgies often times end up leaving someone pregnant. No Maury Povich for me

Maury Povich wrote:You are the father!

alexz721 · Post by **alexz721** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:24 pm

Maury Povich wrote:Why the fuck did I marry Connie Chung

corronchilejano · Post by **corronchilejano** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:43 pm

I wouldn't have a threesome. The concept of handling TWO at the same time seems too exhausting to be actually pleasent.

I would have gone to see if I could nail number 3, but bailing wasn't undignified either.

Nightcrawler · Post by **Nightcrawler** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:46 pm

It depends on the type of threesome. I think most guys fantasize about the type where there are two women who want nothing more than to satisfy HIM and they take care of each other. No worries there, only enjoyment. That's potentially why threesomes probably don't work as nice in real life. But what do I know. My only knowledge is second hand.

SquareHead · Post by **SquareHead** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 2:51 pm

Nightcrawler wrote:My only knowledge is second hand.

Considering the subject for some reason that line made me LOL.

Post by **grinvader** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:31 pm

twosomes should be enough for any geek/nerd

ever

neoblaze · Post by **neoblaze** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:32 am

ROFL AT THREAD

darkbenny · Post by **darkbenny** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:37 am

why stop at 3?

Panzer88 · Post by **Panzer88** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:07 am

how fitting for the fonz to suggest more than 3

*snaps fingers* heeeey girls

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