If WWII was played on an online game chatroom

[lockharte]

If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u ***s im gunna kick ur *****
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin ***
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is ***
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be *** gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

[kevman]

Wow, that is extremely nerdy.


Oh, wait. Its STUPID. Got confused for a sec.

I read it all though. Lord knows why.

[soulmata]

Wow


Lockharte sucks ass

[Agozer]

and it's old.

2007 is off to a great start.

[lockharte]

Wow

awww...you logged in just to put in that reply to me? i am flattered.

and it's old.

2007 is off to a great start.

you mean 2006 is off to a great ending

[creaothceann]

It's already 2007.


Over here.

[adventure_of_link]

...and this is going to get political.

ps: There's still ~4.5 hours till 2007 as of this post (for all those in EST)

[Firon]

it's still 2006 you european bastards

[AntoineWG]

L4m3.

[PHoNyMiKe]

seriously did you come up with this yourself? you spend too much time playing wwii video games. I didn't bother reading past the third "xxx has joined"

incredibly lame. not even someone who has watched every youtube video would read that shit.

niggalocked

[creaothceann]

I've read all the quotes at bash.org*, but the beginning of this one just sounds too bad.


* out of mind-numbing boredom.

[soulmata]

...and this is going to get political.

i bet you wish you were still admin so you could ban all the involved parties and send very stern email warnings to their parents

[kieran_]

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<kieran_> what does he mean by "this is going to get political"?
<kieran_> Does he frown upon such things?
<soul|w0rk> he means "donut"

[adventure_of_link]

dude

it was mentioning communists, and feared for the worst: Political discussions. >_<

[Firon]

This is OOOOOOOOLD.

[Neo Kaiser]

This is OOOOOOOOLD.

Agreed!

[Joe Camacho]

dude

it was mentioning communists, and feared for the worst: Political discussions. >_<

Why? Are they too much for you?

[lockharte]

hey mans i get picture.

This is OOOOOOOOLD.

it was enough the first time around you bandwagon cunt.

[adventure_of_link]

dude

it was mentioning communists, and feared for the worst: Political discussions. >_<

Why? Are they too much for you?

Having moderated several boards, if there's one thing that brings the worst out in people, it's politics.

[kieran_]

dude

it was mentioning communists, and feared for the worst: Political discussions. >_<

Why? Are they too much for you?

Having moderated several boards, if there's one thing that brings the worst out in people, it's politics.

No. It's people who argue for the sake of arguing about politics. People Who suddenly start posting like they are writing an essay for school. It's all buttsecks I tell you, it's all buttsecks.

[soulmata]

Having moderated several boards, if there's one thing that brings the worst out in people, it's politics.

you left out some words

Having moderated several boards very poorly, if there's one thing that brings the worst out in me, it's people that disagree with me.

thar i fix for you

[adventure_of_link]

No. It's people who argue for the sake of arguing about politics. People Who suddenly start posting like they are writing an essay for school. It's all buttsecks I tell you, it's all buttsecks.

Ah. Ok, thanks for clearing that up.

and soul, no that would be aerdan