Harbinger of doom is...

ReRuss · Post by **ReRuss** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:25 pm

a squirrel...

I been havin some terrible speeds lately , and turns out a squirrel decided to make my cable line a snack

Deathlike2 · Post by **Deathlike2** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:51 pm

It is a good time to bring out the poisonous acorns.

corronchilejano · Post by **corronchilejano** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:31 pm

Time for some crossbow training.

DancemasterGlenn · Post by **DancemasterGlenn** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:10 pm

Time for a squirrel sandwich.

Gil_Hamilton · Post by **Gil_Hamilton** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:33 am

corronchilejano wrote:Time for some crossbow training.

Why settle for iron age technology when you can do this?
*grabs a rifle, takes aim*

alexz721 · Post by **alexz721** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:43 am

You can't pin something to a wall with a rifle.

Also, bullets don't make that satisfying THUNK sound.

Panzer88 · Post by **Panzer88** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:54 am

psh, guns are oldschool too, in this day and age the fad is chemical weapons

time to nerve gas the little dude.

DancemasterGlenn · Post by **DancemasterGlenn** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:49 am

Your pitiful nerve gas is no match for our advanced nuclear weaponry. Prepare to be annihilated, puny squirrel!

(Also, in mother Russia, squirrel nuke you!)

Post by **grinvader** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:49 am

In soviet CAT5, nuke squirrel you

Gil_Hamilton · Post by **Gil_Hamilton** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:29 pm

*sets up chemical-fired anti-missile laser*
EAT PHOTONS, RODENT!

ReRuss · Post by **ReRuss** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:53 pm

I think he got to more than just my line , I'm still spikin in speeds

best I could do in town... would be a pellet gun , but I do get some slight selection , darts , bolts , or some hallow point pellets...

altho I do know a trick to make a 410 fire an arrow very fast and accurate

Neo Kaiser · Post by **Neo Kaiser** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:47 am

Airsoft Gun if you don't want to kill.

Rydian · Post by **Rydian** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:20 am

Hip-thrust, IMPALE!

Adds tons of insult to injury.

corronchilejano · Post by **corronchilejano** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:42 am

Neo Kaiser wrote:Airsoft Gun if you don't want to kill.

I beg your PARDON?

DancemasterGlenn · Post by **DancemasterGlenn** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:47 am

Rydian wrote:Hip-thrust, IMPALE!

Adds tons of insult to injury.

I beg your PARDON? Haha.

Gil_Hamilton · Post by **Gil_Hamilton** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:41 am

Neo Kaiser wrote:Airsoft Gun if you don't want to kill.

?

Why would you not want to kill the cyborg death squirrel?

Johan_H · Post by **Johan_H** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:41 pm

Gil_Hamilton wrote:
Neo Kaiser wrote:Airsoft Gun if you don't want to kill.
?

Why would you not want to kill the cyborg death squirrel?

Interrogation, blackmailing his relatives, biotechnological research, etc.

Neo Kaiser · Post by **Neo Kaiser** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:35 pm

Gil_Hamilton wrote:
Neo Kaiser wrote:Airsoft Gun if you don't want to kill.
?

Why would you not want to kill the cyborg death squirrel?

Because they squirrels are your best friends. They have their contribution to the ecosystem. But because they have a large population and they are listed as Least Consern species it is ok to kill a few. They are helping the eagle and owl population to increase.

In that case use Bow & Arrow and don't forget the green clothes.

Johan_H · Post by **Johan_H** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:55 pm

Neo Kaiser wrote:Because they squirrels are your best friends. They have their contribution to the ecosystem. But because they have a large population and they are listed as Least Consern species it is ok to kill a few. They are helping the eagle and owl population to increase.

Squirrels use super cuteness to trick humans into thinking they are anything more than tree climbing rats with a huge furry tail, don't be fooled!

Gil_Hamilton · Post by **Gil_Hamilton** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:43 am

Neo Kaiser wrote:
Gil_Hamilton wrote:
Neo Kaiser wrote:Airsoft Gun if you don't want to kill.
?

Why would you not want to kill the cyborg death squirrel?
Because they squirrels are your best friends. They have their contribution to the ecosystem.

Not to a modern urban.suburban environment, they don't.
...
Well, except as amusement for dogs.

ReRuss · Post by **ReRuss** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:47 pm

Gil_Hamilton wrote:
Neo Kaiser wrote:
Gil_Hamilton wrote:
Neo Kaiser wrote:Airsoft Gun if you don't want to kill.
?

Why would you not want to kill the cyborg death squirrel?
Because they squirrels are your best friends. They have their contribution to the ecosystem.
Not to a modern urban.suburban environment, they don't.
...
Well, except as amusement for dogs.

Any my oldest cat.. pretty much dog , so nvm

atm I got a temp line thru my house , and when it warms/drys up I'm runnin a perma line , but it's kickin normally

Panzer88 · Post by **Panzer88** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:52 pm

here's a suggestion, go and buy about 200 sparklers, cut off the useless wire handles and bind all the sparkler parts together. Wrap tightly with duct tape on all sides leaving only a small opening for a wick. then proceed to light, throw, and run for your life. Presto! sparkler bomb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQRx_VU ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHaWrcY9 ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=re ... fv2HiNq7hI

and the show stopper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DRCBu1e ... re=related

if you don't believe it me and my friends usually did 2000 ones and they sounded something like a shotgun + rocket engine, and looked like I giant bouncing fireball so I'm not surprised with 9000+ that they accomplished that, the line up and down is from the camera malfunctioning from all the light.

either that your you could just make a Works (tm) bomb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMJs5Sqc ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaJen2R3kAs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06X8AMve ... re=related

Gil_Hamilton · Post by **Gil_Hamilton** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:26 pm

Panzer88 wrote:... the line up and down is from the camera malfunctioning from all the light.

Specifically, it's an artifact from the lens.

jakah · Post by **jakah** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:19 am

If you have no weapons...you could use your bare hands *grab head, shoulder...twist...twist...twist...POP) XDD

By the way...a friend of mine was bored, took out a shotgun, blew a squirrel out of a tree, did it several other times with some other squirrels, and we decided to make some use out of them...so we skinned them, cleaned them out...cooked them...and ate them. YUM YUM XDDD Actually, they're not bad at all. They taste very delicious XDD

Rashidi · Post by **Rashidi** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:14 am

i never knew that squirrel was deliciously edible, i learn something new
though i wonder its taste, after it snacks the cable line...