What is the BEST Final Fantasy game?

Unforgiven · Post by **Unforgiven** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:44 am

If you said FINAL FANTASY I:
You are one of those hardcore oldschool faggots. You think SNES games and beyond are for babies. You havent bought any remakes of this game, you play the original because uglier graphics and clunky, inferior gameplay is how you define your manhood.

If you said FINAL FANTASY II:
You meant FF4 Easy Mode didnt you? Dumbass, get your FF numbering right.

If you said FINAL FANTASY III:
If you are still under the impression that FF3 is for Super Nintendo, go kill yourself. Otherwise, you are a combined Wapanese and faggot video game collector who hoards bucketloads of games. Ironically, even with this massive video game collection, you still play less games than your average gamer. In the unlikely chance that you have played the NES version of this game and it is your favorite... NOBODY CARES.

If you said FINAL FANTASY IV:
You grew up on SNES games. You dont even look at matters of gameplay or art direction; this game gives you your nostalgia buzz, so the rest obviously suck. You probably still call it Final Fantasy II. Never mind the fact that its the only game in the series other than FF1 that doesnt offer any sort of secondary growth system beyond pure levelling, making it dull and uninteresting to unbiased gamers.

If you said FINAL FANTASY V:
You probably played this game on a SNES rom back when the translation was first made because you are a gigantic Wapanese. You think its cool to play something that wasnt released in America even though you dont speak Japanese and someone else translated it for you. These combined reasons are why you conveniently forget that the storyline of this game COMPLETELY SUCKS ASS. I bet you played Seiken Densetsu III as well didnt you? The gameplay AND the storyline sucks ass.

If you said FINAL FANTASY VI:
You liked FF7. But you either are a SNES fanboy or a counter-popular fag, because you decided to call this game your favorite. Why? Because its a lot like FF7, which is your real favorite FF, and its pretty easy, too. If FF7 fans are bandwagon sheep, then youre an individualistic sheep. Dont fool yourself, your blind devotion to this game is just as buttfucking annoying as FF7 fanboys, if not more so.

If you said FINAL FANTASY VII:
You are an enormous faggot. You saw ads of this game on TV and believed them without question. Even though youve never heard of Final Fantasy before, the ads looked cool. Before you bought it, youd decided it was the best game ever. When you took it home, you were too stupid to understand the plot or materia system, but look, theres a black guy who swears a lot. And youve never played anything with a remotely complex plot before. Nor have you played an RPG before, or encountered steampunk before. NO problem, you just used the gameshark to help you through this embarassingly easy game. It blew your little mind. Most of you would never try another FF game.

If you said FINAL FANTASY VIII:
Youre really stupid, because this is just FF7 with better graphics and an even worse battle system. You are most likely a teenager. And you probably have the same personality as Squall.

If you said FINAL FANTASY IX:
Alleged nostalgia oldschool galore for Final Fantasy IX fans. Even though you claim the game is going back to its roots with its furry characters and airships, and it has a medieval-style setting, the gameplay regardless is essentially the same fucking shit as FF7 and FF8. This is pseudo-nostalgia, folks. You are probably too counter-popular to like FF7 and FF8, but yet too damn young to appreciate the older ones. PS. All the furries in the game arouses you. Yiff in hell furfags.

If you said FINAL FANTASY X:
Two reasons: graphics and Aurons sexy ass/Lulus massive tits.

If you said FINAL FANTASY X-2:
One reason: ... (This ones pretty obvious right?)

If you said FINAL FANTASY XI:
GRIND GRIND GRIND I HERD YOU LIEK MMORPGS GRIND GRIND GRIND. I bet you like Dragon Quest too huh?

If you said FINAL FANTASY XII:
MMO(ffline)RPG-lite.

adventure_of_link · Post by **adventure_of_link** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:18 pm

the description for FFV fails.

yeah, didn't they release that in the states twice (IIRC once on playstation and the other either on GBA or DS?)

not to mention FF3 and 6 are the same for the most part

Post by **Agozer** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:56 pm

Why do you do this

Johan_H · Post by **Johan_H** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:44 pm

Is this a bad joke or just bad?

Louis Cypher · Post by **Louis Cypher** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:18 pm

WHAT ABOUT FINAL FANTASY MYSTIC QUEST

Post by **grinvader** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:36 pm

adventure_of_link wrote:not to mention FF3 and 6 are the same for the most part

what
are you high

also I am kinda relieved - I thought this thread would just be your run-of-the-mill opinion war.

Post by **badinsults** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:57 pm

Unforgiven has a lot of hate.

Too bad few actually care. Perhaps you should post this in the Gamefaqs forum if you want to get the rise that you want.

Deathlike2 · Post by **Deathlike2** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:16 pm

There is no Woolsey reference. Massive fail.

ReRuss · Post by **ReRuss** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:40 pm

Louis Cypher wrote:WHAT ABOUT FINAL FANTASY MYSTIC QUEST

what he said...

Tallgeese · Post by **Tallgeese** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:44 pm

Louis Cypher wrote:WHAT ABOUT FINAL FANTASY MYSTIC QUEST

Better than FF7

corronchilejano · Post by **corronchilejano** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:10 pm

Allright I accept it, I had a small giggle. Could use a lot of work though.

Truth Unknown · Post by **Truth Unknown** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:57 pm

This guy definitely has some spunk.

Rashidi · Post by **Rashidi** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:57 pm

(<.<)
(>.>);

then, what about Final Fantasy Legend? (1+2+3)

Neo Kaiser · Post by **Neo Kaiser** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:30 pm

Final Fantasy VI was the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!! Kefka FTW!!!!! Kefka is the best villain to ever exist!!!! Not even Ghaleon from Lunar can compete. Kefka is even 10 times better than wussy Sephiroth! Final fantasy VI storyline is still the best even if the game was sprite based. If this game would be remade with totally remade graphics it will kill all the other FF series.

funkyass · Post by **funkyass** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:43 pm

smells of copy and paste

Deathlike2 · Post by **Deathlike2** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:51 pm

It always is the case. No thinking required.

Johan_H · Post by **Johan_H** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:12 pm

Metatron wrote:
Louis Cypher wrote:WHAT ABOUT FINAL FANTASY MYSTIC QUEST
Better than FF7

OMG ur so wrong like OMFG!!!!!

Gil_Hamilton · Post by **Gil_Hamilton** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:21 pm

Bitches better just shut up and recognize my Final Fantasy Adventure!

Neo Kaiser · Post by **Neo Kaiser** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:04 pm

Gil_Hamilton wrote:Bitches better just shut up and recognize my Seiken Densetsu (Secret of Mana 0)

Fixed!

darkbenny · Post by **darkbenny** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:31 pm

i played final fantasy

alexz721 · Post by **alexz721** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:30 pm

The only thing sadder than FF fanboys are the ones that waste as much time bashing them.

Clements · Post by **Clements** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:33 pm

Final Fantasy could easily have been the name of a porn franchise.

neo_bahamut1985 · Post by **neo_bahamut1985** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:11 am

alexz721 wrote:The only thing sadder than FF fanboys are the ones that waste as much time bashing them.

The FF series aren't that bad! Sure, some fanboys go a bit too far, but I mean c'mon, what is this, some kind of asinine joke? I do agree with alexz721, though, in the fact that people bash the series to the point of making their statements utterly ridiculous.

snkcube · Post by **snkcube** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:44 am

That was an awful read.

DEFIANT · Post by **DEFIANT** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:20 am

Clements wrote:Final Fantasy could easily have been the name of a porn franchise.

Funny you should mention that Clements. Back in 1997, when I first used the Internet at my local library, I was searching for GameGenie codes for Final Fantasy 4 I think it was. I got every porn site and a very few actual hits for the game I was searching for. Almost got me kicked out too. Them's the good old days.

/memory flashback