Delete all of my posts, and then delete my account

ZH/Franky · Post by **ZH/Franky** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:25 am

As in now, please.

Clements · Post by **Clements** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:12 am

creaothceann · Post by **creaothceann** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:24 am

Why? Just stop logging in.

h4tred · Post by **h4tred** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:47 am

Again, why?

Post by **badinsults** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:31 am

No posts shall be deleted. Unless I feel like it.

Deathlike2 · Post by **Deathlike2** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:36 am

That is all.

adventure_of_link · Post by **adventure_of_link** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:16 am

General agreeance with all the mods/admins here

that is all

DancemasterGlenn · Post by **DancemasterGlenn** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:28 am

Deleting all of your posts would be like taking the meat out of a lulz sandwich. Our lulz would be so empty without you.

Less fat though.

Post by **grinvader** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:29 am

gllt · Post by **gllt** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:37 am

Stop being a teenager

Christ I'm 17

Learn to be a retard in private it goes a lot further

Post by **Agozer** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:39 pm

Everytime Franky opens his mouth it's like a shower of lulz-worth material. How does he do it?

ZH/Franky · Post by **ZH/Franky** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:28 pm

Hey, what are you waiting for? I told you to get rid of me.

(grinvader sucks cock)

ZH/Franky · Post by **ZH/Franky** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:31 pm

oh, and dl2 is so fat that her toes considered her god of the universe.

ZH/Franky · Post by **ZH/Franky** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:36 pm

everyone else is a giant ant.

ZH/Franky · Post by **ZH/Franky** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:59 pm

ZH wrote:everyone else is a giant ant.

some of those ants choose to violate every postbox in sight. They also eat lots of chocolate.

Panzer88 · Post by **Panzer88** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:59 pm

I hate to interject on this sinking ship, but the shifty eyes with no other posts in sight is hilarious. Sadly I broke the cycle.

Franky, post some more.

adventure_of_link · Post by **adventure_of_link** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:35 pm

whatever happened to your whiny emo tears

ZH/Franky · Post by **ZH/Franky** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:58 pm

I'm pretty sure there is a "all delete" button. Admins of a phpBB3 board can delete every single post created by a given person... with a single click of a button. Does phpBB2 have this functionality? If so, deleting all of my posts should only eat up about 3 seconds of your time. Deleting my account should take a further 3 seconds.

6 seconds.

So do it, you fat hobos. I'm sick of this board.
Most of the people here suck. I go to various other board now; I'm treated with respect on all of them. On the zboard, however, I am frequently mocked for being an "idiot", and ignored as if I were a child.

My first post on this board was one where I thought I could try to help byuu with his snes emulator, bsnes (I thought there was a bug when I tried to play that sailor moon game, only to eventually find out that actually, the thing that made me think it was a bug actually happened on real hardware too). After that, I just stayed here because. The only persons here that I respect are:

byuu
blargg
AamirM
D--

That's it.

I don't want my own words associated with http://board.zsnes.com/phpBB2 okay? So delete all of my posts, and then delete my account.

Deathlike2 · Post by **Deathlike2** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:02 pm

Panzer88 wrote:I hate to interject on this Titanic

Fixed

ZH/Franky · Post by **ZH/Franky** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:14 pm

This is Deathlike2. He eats shit.

Post by **grinvader** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:16 pm

Maybe you didn't get the meaning of my previous post.

Go reread it just in case.

ZH/Franky · Post by **ZH/Franky** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:19 pm

grinvader wrote:Maybe you didn't get the meaning of my previous post.

Go reread it just in case.

So? I saw the first character: "

Delete all of my posts, and then delete my account.
As in now.

ZH/Franky · Post by **ZH/Franky** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:48 pm

DELETE MY ALL MY FUCK POSTS, AND THEN DELETE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT, please.

Post by **grinvader** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:52 pm

Enough.

adventure_of_link · Post by **adventure_of_link** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:54 pm

grinvader wrote:Enough.

You forgot the obligitory lock

but in any case, couldn't we just use some SQL to delete a user's forum posts, all in one shot? I know Nach managed to do it with the 0 post members

on another note, Deathlike is a guy. There are

NO WOMEN

On the Internets.